After packing all of our things for several hours in the blistering heat and sweating like pigs, we finally finished and my fiance's sister drove up to our new destination. Once we arrived, we started the hellish process of unpacking.
At one point I was walking out the house toward the U-Haul when I hear my fiance's sister say, "I ain't touching that!"
I question what it could be that she's refusing to touch as I walk up the side of the U-Haul with my fiance following me. Once I rounded the back of the U-Haul I see her pointing toward something inside.
I look over and see my suitcase that held all my lingerie was upside down and had popped open slightly...with my dildo hanging out, dangling in the wind.
"Sorry, dude but like I said, I can't touch that!", she says. I stand there for a second, staring. My man chuckles. We all then burst out laughing
His sister began questioning why it was double ended to my fiance. He says, "Well I assure you the other end isn't meant for MY hole."
I wish I had taken a picture. It was priceless. I just had to share this story with everyone XD lol
