https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/jim ... d427360363
Ace Frehley's face has the texture of an english muffin. Instead of make up he should've smeared strawberry jam on himself.
Ace Frehley's face looks like they used it put out the Great White club fire in Rhode Island.
Ace, you hit the wall harder than Dale Earnhardt.
Ace, it's a good thing you got away from that arrogant loud mouth that loves to hear himself talk Gene Simmons and instead made friends with Eddie Trunk.
Eddie Trunk? I've tried to get him to lose weight for years. Oh well, eventually diabetes will take his feet and he'll drop a few pounds.
Although, if he didn't have any feet he wouldn't be able to chase Ace Frehley around in case his tongue fell out of his ass.
Lita Ford? It's perfect that her last name is Ford because she's sturdy, reliable and was made in 1907.
Lita fucked so many eighties metal guys that recently her gynecologist found a can of aqua net in her pussy.
There are more in the podcast itself.
