For those who care about my album too

Lil' Jack Horny · Post by **Lil' Jack Horny** » Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:00 pm

Perception is Reality hits iTunes this Friday, April 6th 11AM PNW (that's Pacific Northwest time). I'll tell you what, guys, even if you're not a big progressive death metal fan, I put a lot of my influences into this. Mark Slaughter style vocals, George Lynch and Steve Stevens style guitar solo's, I really like this album and I think you'll really like this album too, I wouldn't say that if I thought it was shitty, I'm very particular much like our Mr Cusano and only half as crazy. There's something for everybody on here, there's an acoustic song for the ladies, a power ballad for everyone, and even a musical reference to Lolita for all the pedophiles (I'm looking at you, Shecky.) So be sure to pick up your copy of Axis of Symmetry's 12-track debut "Perception is Reality" in iTunes stores this Friday.

Post by **Genebaby** » Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:59 pm

Good to hear you're only half as crazy as Vinnie. That's a start towards a better life.

Good luck!

erg2 · Post by **erg2** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:17 am

Good luck. Hope it does well for you.

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:14 pm

I will have to check this out soon.

Lil' Jack Horny · Post by **Lil' Jack Horny** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:57 am

Gentlemen, I have some bad news

As it turns out, it takes 4-6 weeks after submission of the album to Reverbnation, until it appears on iTunes. I sent it this morning. This is mostly my fault, which I admit is both bogus and sad. That being said, the recording is done, everything is put together, and I can still distribute CD's out of my backpack like a drug dealer, but unfortunately for my friends across country, such as yourselves, that can't happen. Have no fear, for I'll still promote it in the original fashion by sending video's of Duran Duran vocal covers to various girls I tried to bang in high school for the hopes of getting to bang them over summer vacation.

1031 · Post by **1031** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:10 am

as much as dont like cookie monster metal, its some pretty cool stuff. I like the twist, ambient space death metal.

well done Sir, well done.

erg2 · Post by **erg2** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:52 pm

Reverbnation is pretty awesome with its basic/free services. We use it to post our songs...but we aren't selling our stuff. We are strictly hobbyists. We let anyone download our songs for free.

http://www.reverbnation.com/lizardsfromafar

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:11 pm

PARKER'S BAND:
http://www.reverbnation.com/axisofsymmetry

Lil' Jack Horny · Post by **Lil' Jack Horny** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:32 pm

Hey guys, in response to high demand from all two fans, the album is now available for purchase via the Reverbnation store on my profile which is posted by pb71 right up above me

So go download the album, or download some songs, just download it and be happy and everyone will be happy. The ballad, That One Summer, is probably more your guys' speed, as it's a carbon copy formula of every 80's power ballad ever written, so enjoy it.

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:00 pm

Congratulations to Parker. I'm glad you picked up your guitar again. Keep making music.

Lil' Jack Horny · Post by **Lil' Jack Horny** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:15 pm

Where's GonnaRock? She was really into the songs I showed you guys.

doublev2 · Post by **doublev2** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:17 am

In vv's virtual dining room.

erg2 · Post by **erg2** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:10 am

I love your new avatar pic!

Lil' Jack Horny · Post by **Lil' Jack Horny** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:19 am

Did I miss something? Are you saying GonnaRock is another one of VV's aliases?

doublev2 · Post by **doublev2** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:14 am

No she is hanging out in vv's virtual world of margaritas and special vegatarian foods. You know what I mean?

Lil' Jack Horny · Post by **Lil' Jack Horny** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:49 am

Sure, DV
(Psst! I don't get it, but I'll just move on anyways, guys!)
But all y'all should buy the album not only because it's great, but because I reference Super Mario, Zelda, Metroid, and The Cult.