In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....

birnie · Post by **birnie** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:49 pm

.....someone produced a daughter that can do this :

http://www.wimp.com/shredsguitar/

....and isn't afraid to get in front of a camera to show she can

erg2 · Post by **erg2** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:39 pm

That's pretty amazing.

And I'm sure someone is planning to TRY posting a video sometime "next month".

Slayer · Post by **Slayer** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:54 pm

How proud would we all be to have and 8 year old daughter who could play like that

Kisstrooper · Post by **Kisstrooper** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 5:09 pm

Talent in the truck loads, God Bless her !

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 3:27 am

Lil' Jack Horny · Post by **Lil' Jack Horny** » Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:39 am

Now that just brings my piss to a boil, it seems everywhere I go I see these bitches playing Malmsteen licks better than I ever could, but why? Who to do they have to impress? Let's discuss the natural order of things: Men learn music to impress women, not the other way around, so why are all these bitches learning to play guitar!? Oh, she's only 8 years old, well what difference does that make? She's still a woman, she still has a vagina. If you have a vagina, you should not be allowed to play a musical instrument. I'm from the northwest, I'm no redneck, but something really must be done about this. When I see a woman playing an instrument, that's my cue to never speak with her, just like if a girl says "I'm majoring in journalism" I know that I don't need to talk to her. Say what you will about my comments, but just think about how you'll feel when suddenly your chops aren't getting women wet anymore, because they can outplay you.

I don't even like Vixen.

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:41 am

I love it Parker !!!!

Post by **Genebaby** » Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:53 pm

There are lots of players better than me, men and women.

Still plenty of ladies out there to get wet for your playing too Parker!

shramiac · Post by **shramiac** » Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:59 pm

Women were never a reason for me to play. I just wanted to be a shredder because I love the sound of it. Guess I got my priorities wrong as my playing still sux!!!!

Yes I know I have Katy Perry as an avatar!!!

wolfgang161272 · Post by **wolfgang161272** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:43 am

I wanted to be a guitar player or a band made because I wanted a bunch of naked women in my bed every night.

Now I see every day wide open mouths...bad choice...

Wolfi

TJMonster · Post by **TJMonster** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:12 am

Just show em your guitar wolf.

PinkWiz · Post by **PinkWiz** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:09 am

Wolf, you can still live that dream, play your guitar for 'em then slap something into those open mouths...

... ok, that was just wrong.

Lil' Jack Horny · Post by **Lil' Jack Horny** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:32 am

Here's the thing, guys. I've been playing open mic night every Tuesday, acoustic sets of Duran Duran, Men Without Hats, Warrant, Poison, Bon Jovi, with the hopes that maybe I'll finally draw a female audience towards the progressive death metal opera that is Perception is Reality (coming out April 6th on iTunes). I'll have you know, that all the women who have been approaching me after a show, it has nothing to do with my guitar playing or singing, it has everything to do with my humor. Odd that one of the girls in my English class said I was "The funniest guy ever" and all I do in that class is be sexist and talk about glam metal, so maybe women do want to be treated rough? I'll leave that for you guys to decide.

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:13 am

You are starting to see clearer young Parker. Now couple that humor with some wicked licks and you will have to beat them off with a stick because all the ladies will want your meat stick to beat them.

Lil' Jack Horny · Post by **Lil' Jack Horny** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:43 pm

Now I'll tell you what, according to Washington state law, if a woman is under the influence of alcohol during sex, then you've raped her.

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:08 am

Take her across State lines.

PinkWiz · Post by **PinkWiz** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:41 am

The only reason women like me is because they feel sorry for me when I TRY to be funny...

... that and my huge cock.

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:24 am

I feel your pain.

erg2 · Post by **erg2** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:34 pm

You've felt the pain of his huge cock?

Lil' Jack Horny · Post by **Lil' Jack Horny** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:36 pm

erg2 wrote:You've felt the pain of his huge cock?

Hooooooo!

I don't know guys, date rape just isn't as fun as it used to be. You start plugging 13 year olds, suddenly you're a "child molester." I'll have you know, those 13 year olds were asking for it.

I really need to quit the dance studio.

shramiac · Post by **shramiac** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:56 pm

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:37 pm

birnie wrote:.....someone produced a daughter that can do this :

http://www.wimp.com/shredsguitar/

....and isn't afraid to get in front of a camera to show she can

Awesome. More power to her.

MatthewF · Post by **MatthewF** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:52 pm

You jealous?