Show Us Your Better Half !

birnie · Post by **birnie** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:22 am

I really thought Rick was going to add :
"Yes, my computer screen does have a penis"
....to his signature

(maybe he still will?)

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:10 am

Thanks to my friends for checking me against the boards and keeping it real.

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KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:26 pm

poserboy71 wrote:When I saw the gun, the text didn't matter.

TROLL huh ??? Fuck you very much. Go back to the DV and shut your cock hole. Why don't you admit that you are here to stir the pot a bit ? Playing the victim sounds very familiar to me.
Play nice and I will gladly be more than accepting of a new friend.

I took responsibilty for my actions, but you are the one playing the victim. Did the name of this thread read "internet porn" to you? This is not the thread for you to jack off to. You are trying to convince people it's a one way street. I'm skeptical. It takes two!

Trolls start trouble. If that sounds unfamiliar, prove it. If you want a new friend, quit acting like a pervert. Buy a magazine subscription. I don't know why anyone else here that posted pictures puts up with it.

Don't scapegoat me. Take your half. You crossed the sexually appropriate boundaries with your comments on those pictures. Admit it.

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:50 pm

Brooklyn_Born wrote:Guys we are getting off on the wrong foot here, let's chill & keep it friendly Rick - I dont think kma means harm and is just fucking around...

Kma - the gun thing was a bit too heavy and has been taken the wrong way by some members... You are only new so people here don't know you or your sense of humor yet... You probably posted that in jest but it didn't come across that way for some...

Let's keep it kool people

Yeah...you're right about my humor.

Brooklyn_Born · Post by **Brooklyn_Born** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:58 pm

no worries

doublev2 · Post by **doublev2** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:32 pm

Yeah. It's just a different style of humour. It would be really great if we could clear this up, Rick please just do your thing and get along with kma.

Brooklyn_Born · Post by **Brooklyn_Born** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:36 pm

Word Dino!

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:23 am

There is a reason people posted seductive photos of their friends here. For the toilet humor. If not , they would've posted pictures of them in their Sunday best.
My friends here understand and accept my humor.

Also, Look carefully again. I wasn't the only one to question the meaning of your initial post.

Correction: Every thread is for my masturbatory pleasure.

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:12 pm

My peace offering to KMA:

shramiac · Post by **shramiac** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:04 pm

Sheesh!

That ain't a mooseknuckle! That's a Wildebeast!!!!!!

Slayer · Post by **Slayer** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:44 pm

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:31 pm

Slayer wrote:

??? Please explain....Is that a one Rick Schobel

or as Vinnie likes to affectionately refers to him, 'Schobel'

shramiac · Post by **shramiac** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:45 pm

I'm not sure but(t) I'm pretty sure this guy's other cheek is the looker!!!

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:48 pm

poserboy71 wrote:My peace offering to KMA:

Accepted....with blinders on!

Brooklyn_Born · Post by **Brooklyn_Born** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:50 pm

Awesome!

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:01 pm

shramiac wrote:I'm not sure but(t) I'm pretty sure this guy's other cheek is the looker!!!

You crack me up

Excuse the pun.

I think this guy is showing us his better END.

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:24 am

Slayer wrote:

Now that guy is fucking handsome !!!

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:30 am

poserboy71 wrote:
Slayer wrote:
Now that guy is fucking handsome !!!

Fuck'en A

Slayer · Post by **Slayer** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:39 pm

Ok, So I was bumping around the internet and I stumbled across this gem of a pic of our buddy Richard Edward. I was aware that he had worked many shows and done work as a roadie meeting many of rocks celebrities but I was completely unaware that Shecky Cornelius Poon was also a movie star that dabbled in the Zombie Genre. I'm going to have to locate this flick "Dead Life" and check out Dale's Neighbor.

Cool stuff Ricky and you even have your own IMDB Page.

SCHOBEL ROCKS!

shramiac · Post by **shramiac** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:40 pm

Digging up the old history there Uncle Kev!!!

He strenuously denies organizing balloon flights though!!!!

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:44 am

Yes, I was in the locally filmed movie "Dead Life". My friend William Schotten has made a handful of movies and this was his first. It is purposefully set to harken the old D-grade zombie flicks of yesteryear complete with grainy look and horrible acting. Friends came together and had a ball helping him out. Schotten has since made some very cool horror flicks with actual actors. Check'em out if you like the low budget stuff.

My main scene in "Dead Life" involves me trying to give Dale (my neighbor) some misdelivered mail. I walk into his house and find a female zombie( complete with pentagram on her behind) on all fours eating a repairman.
At first I am sickened but then I get turned on and start pounding her. Her black juices spray my face and blind me, she turns around, grabs "Lil' Ricky" ,and chews my wang-dang-doodle off of my body.

Later , as a zombie, I get shot in the face. The camera acts as the bullet as it zooms to my skull. Fun shit !!!

They had to shoot my scenes with an extra wide lens...

...BECAUSE MY BELLY COULDN'T FIT IN THE SHOTS.

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:49 am

[youtube][/youtube]

We done Rick...

http://www.braindamagefilms.com/zombie- ... od_53.html

& we done Detective Kevin.

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:55 am

That's me twitching at the 44 second mark along with the bullet camera !!!

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:23 am

Ladies & Gentlemen, the academy tonight would like to celebrate one , Richard Edwards Schobel for his outstanding 'twitching' performance in the Cult Classic, 'Dead Life'. Please come up & accept your prestigious blow up doll awards. Thank you. ( & the crowd goes Wild)

Slayer · Post by **Slayer** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:24 pm

I LOVE this horror shit!
Ricky, I think that this is beyond cool and wish that you had shared this part of your life with us.

Once again it wasn't my intent to expose or pick on you by sharing this stuff it is in fact the opposite in that I truly think that it is ultra cool and I was shocked actually to discover this stuff when we have all talked for years now and for what ever reason this never came up.

We are all now fans of your movie career too

KEV

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:49 pm

Yer man, I'm going to get the movie...I love this stuff. I just purchase the 1991 movie Shock 'Em Dead, with Michael Angelo Batio in it.

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I remember taking a Girlfiend to see Toxic Avenger. 99.9% of the audience was going wild, including myself, chanting 'Kill!, Kill!, Kill!'..my Girlfriend wasn't impressed...Ah, didn't t see her too many time after that

Slayer · Post by **Slayer** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:02 pm

Love that video found and shared by Dannii and posted by Drew.

Too much fun!

shramiac · Post by **shramiac** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:38 pm

Who's Tracy Lords?????

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:40 pm

shramiac wrote:Who's Tracy Lords?????

CUNNY FUNT

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:36 pm

Rick, show us your SAG (Screen Actors Guild) card.
(BTW are there any other 'movies' you've been in like those docu-dramas)

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:39 am

Thanks guys. I never felt the need to bring it up. If you ever see me in it, you will feel the same way !!!

doublev2 · Post by **doublev2** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:48 am

Rick , you are one funny guy.

Slayer · Post by **Slayer** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:11 am

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:50 pm

I am not posting a picture of my butt.

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:43 pm

KissMyAss wrote:I am not posting a picture of my butt.

PM it to me!!!! XOXO SLURP

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:32 am

Naughty
Naughty
Naughty.

Slayer · Post by **Slayer** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 1:47 pm

KissMyAss wrote:I am not posting a picture of my butt.

Oh but please do

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:44 am

Slayer wrote:
KissMyAss wrote:I am not posting a picture of my butt.

Oh BUTT please do

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 3:03 pm

My assets are too private for the internet.

shramiac · Post by **shramiac** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 3:07 pm

Don't you mean ass sets???? (Oh man! I'm going to Hell now)

Post by **Genebaby** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 4:39 pm

NOTHING is too private for the internet, it's one of the commandments.

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:17 am

shramiac wrote:Don't you mean ass sets???? (Oh man! I'm going to Hell now)

I wasn't being literal.

Like Rick, I'll say anything for a laugh.