Vinnie's guitars - where are they?

saintandsinner · Post by **saintandsinner** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:58 am

That sounds fun poserboy

I would rather pee on my mother that desecrate one of my fine fiddles.You guys do remember vinnie telling all the magazines how he used to sleep with his guitar everynight.wonder how many times he mistook it for a girl and got busy....Yikes

shramiac · Post by **shramiac** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:56 am

poserboy71 wrote:Shram, Thanks for putting that up. It's difficult for me to do so... Please post that(as well as the other stuff you have) in the interview section .

Saint, I actually peed on one of my guitars in the late 1980's after reading that article about Vinnie.I poured motor oil on it, threw it in the dirt, lit it on fire,etc... I still have the guitar.

And Rick my friend..........you are more than welcome to play it as much as you want without fear of any of us wanting to take it from you!

Post by **Genebaby** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:57 am

I think the strat shape lends itself better as a sleeping partner, more curvy with round edges.

A Jackon V, not so much, with it's points and hard edges....

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:48 am

shramiac wrote:
poserboy71 wrote:Shram, Thanks for putting that up. It's difficult for me to do so... Please post that(as well as the other stuff you have) in the interview section .

Saint, I actually peed on one of my guitars in the late 1980's after reading that article about Vinnie.I poured motor oil on it, threw it in the dirt, lit it on fire,etc... I still have the guitar.
And Rick my friend..........you are more than welcome to play it as much as you want without fear of any of us wanting to take it from you!

I have now urinated on my entire collection !!!!

saintandsinner · Post by **saintandsinner** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:38 pm

Genebaby wrote:So Vinnie had a few Jacksons, a Carvin, a Washburn, an Ibanez and of course a Pear.

Where are these guitars now? What does Vinnie have left?

I heard ages ago that Vinnie didn't have much of his old VVV collection but I've not seen these guitars so they seem to be hiding.

Anybody got any clues or ideas?

Who cares as long as they show up at my house someday I dont care where they went....

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 5:20 pm

Genebaby wrote:I think the strat shape lends itself better as a sleeping partner, more curvy with round edges.

A Jackon V, not so much, with it's points and hard edges....

Yer Genebaby, the hard pointy take the vanilla sex thing out of the equations. The VVV is more like your standard cock & ball torture device. You know, all those points, hard edges, riding you all nite long, Relentless Pain & Pleasure co-existing in the same singularity. I mean, do you want a girl coming up to you & say, 'make love to me'

or

do you want a vampire succubus slut

coming behind you, pulling you back by you the ponytail, bitting your ear, pinching your nipple & say , 'F**K THE SH!T OUT OF ME!,

'F**K ME!, '

F**K ME LIKE THE PIECE OF F**K MEAT THAT I AM!':twisted: (

mmmmh I've had an accident. Tissues anyone???:shock:)

shramiac · Post by **shramiac** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:29 pm

Rick is your last name Flynt by any chance???

Personally, the Jem is the best guitar to sleep with! It's got that monkey claw cut out up the top that if you just get ya...........

shramiac · Post by **shramiac** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:30 pm

D'OH! I meant Dannii is your name Flynt.....ah too late I f*cked it!!!

shramiac · Post by **shramiac** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:31 pm

NO not my guitar you pervs! The joke!!

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:49 pm

shramiac wrote:Rick is your last name Flynt by any chance???
Personally, the Jem is the best guitar to sleep with! It's got that monkey claw cut out up the top that if you just get ya...........

Scary, Rick & Dannii inadvisable(LOL)....did I hear monkey claw cut out. That Ibanez wants it bad, it's asking for it

. (

mmmmh, I feel a squash ball being forced in my month then gaffered shut)

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:46 am

FUCK MEAT

teej · Post by **teej** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:45 am

actually .. because of the varied spacing between the VV's .. one size fits all HAHAHA

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:43 pm

The VVV is great for that Scissor action

Damn you Barbie...the B!tch has got everything, even a Llipst!ck L!sa Lesbee-friend.

shramiac · Post by **shramiac** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:59 pm

Scissor me timbers!!!!!!

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:01 am

I'm glad that I revisited this thread. I needed new material for the spank bank.

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