Greetings gentlemen and ladies,
As you well know, Valentine's Day is fast approaching. Valentine's Day was originally founded by Hallmark in conjunction with Jabba the Hutt in an effort to exploit slave labor in the spice mines of Kessel.
...what? That's now what Valentine's Day is about? Well, either way, I'm sure a few of us will be spending some time alone this Valentine's Day, much to the dismay of our penises (or vaginas, but they can buy any equipment they need). So to those of you spending another Valentine's Day alone, you have my condolences, I'm right there with you. And to those spending it with a significant other, me and the Axis boys provided this instructional video on the perfect gift to give that special someone. Enjoy!
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Valentine's Day plans?
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Lil' Jack Horny
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Valentine's Day plans?
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shramiac
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Nice!
Promises made, crying in vain, all empty. Never accepting the blame and not letting go of the shame. A river of tears, as months turn to years, all wasted. On someone not willing to change.Now only a shadow remains! 
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THINK: Porter Wagoner
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NEWBEGINNINGS
I am the Undisputed Sex Symbol of the VVFFNEWBEGINNINGS
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That was cool. 
I got Jesus in my fax machine. I saw Ho Chi Minh down @ Burger King. I dated Vinnie Vincent as a Drag Queen. I still don't understand a f**kin' thing.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.
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AnkhWarrior
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Haha awesome :p
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You belong here!.