Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Is this his pseudonym under which he writes?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do ... ock,11150/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do ... ock,11150/
Open your window and see the real world
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
- poserboy71
- Posts: 15871
- Joined: Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:18 am
- Location: Y-Town
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
THINK: Porter Wagoner
I am the Undisputed Sex Symbol of the VVFF
NEWBEGINNINGS
I am the Undisputed Sex Symbol of the VVFF
NEWBEGINNINGS
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
The Onion rules!! I printed out some very funny shit at work in the 90's. Still have it.
Commander in chief - VVF Army
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Did you say writes for the onion, or smells like the onion?
Live life as though it is the third law; "to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." Rules apply whether we are cognizant of them or oblivious.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Tastes.KissMyAss wrote:Did you say writes for the onion, or smells like the onion?
Open your window and see the real world
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Easy J.J.KissMyAss wrote:Did you say writes for the onion, or smells like the onion?
No need to give others justification to come after you.
Live in peace and be at peace
Kev
- poserboy71
- Posts: 15871
- Joined: Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:18 am
- Location: Y-Town
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Let's all spread our legs for PIECE.
THINK: Porter Wagoner
I am the Undisputed Sex Symbol of the VVFF
NEWBEGINNINGS
I am the Undisputed Sex Symbol of the VVFF
NEWBEGINNINGS
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
I only spread others legsposerboy71 wrote:Let's all spread our legs for PIECE.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
You Guy's are too much !!!
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
If I'm spreading anything, it's not going to be my legs.
Open your window and see the real world
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
- poserboy71
- Posts: 15871
- Joined: Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:18 am
- Location: Y-Town
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Crisco-crack or dry ?
THINK: Porter Wagoner
I am the Undisputed Sex Symbol of the VVFF
NEWBEGINNINGS
I am the Undisputed Sex Symbol of the VVFF
NEWBEGINNINGS
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
As a bone
Open your window and see the real world
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Only kidding about the onion. It isn't a personal attack, just playing with words.poserboy71 wrote:Let's all spread our legs for PIECE.
I'm reclusive...
http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/publicat ... obia.shtml
http://www.psychforums.com/social-phobi ... 47849.html
Live life as though it is the third law; "to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." Rules apply whether we are cognizant of them or oblivious.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
It wasn't personal. How would I know how he smells? I was being silly.Slayer wrote:Easy J.J.KissMyAss wrote:Did you say writes for the onion, or smells like the onion?
No need to give others justification to come after you.
Live in peace and be at peace
Kev
Live life as though it is the third law; "to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." Rules apply whether we are cognizant of them or oblivious.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Yeah...heh...and how would I know how Rick tastes? Heh. I mean...I've never tasted him.
DON'T JUDGE ME!!
DON'T JUDGE ME!!
Open your window and see the real world
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
- shramiac
- Posts: 10116
- Joined: Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:34 pm
- Location: Grant the Gibbon is on holiday.
- Contact:
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
He tastes crunchy!erg2 wrote:Yeah...heh...and how would I know how Rick tastes? Heh. I mean...I've never tasted him.
Promises made, crying in vain, all empty. Never accepting the blame and not letting go of the shame. A river of tears, as months turn to years, all wasted. On someone not willing to change.Now only a shadow remains!
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
His shorts do.
Open your window and see the real world
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Here's a simpler equation:
Isolation=no sex life
Isolation=no sex life
Live life as though it is the third law; "to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." Rules apply whether we are cognizant of them or oblivious.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
I hide behind a door from ALL SOCIAL SITUATIONS.
Are you getting that?
http://shynesswarrior.com/2012/09/03/av ... e-of-tips/
Are you getting that?
http://shynesswarrior.com/2012/09/03/av ... e-of-tips/
Live life as though it is the third law; "to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." Rules apply whether we are cognizant of them or oblivious.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
I have my best sex when I'm isolated. Nobody knows me like I do...Rick is a close second.KissMyAss wrote:Here's a simpler equation:
Isolation=no sex life
Open your window and see the real world
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Let's just drop it...
Live life as though it is the third law; "to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." Rules apply whether we are cognizant of them or oblivious.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
I think dropping 'it' is what they are taking about (JOKES)KissMyAss wrote:Let's just drop it...
I got Jesus in my fax machine. I saw Ho Chi Minh down @ Burger King. I dated Vinnie Vincent as a Drag Queen. I still don't understand a f**kin' thing.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
I have dropped "it" on Rick's magnificent chin many times. (Is this getting TOO gay?)
Open your window and see the real world
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
- poserboy71
- Posts: 15871
- Joined: Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:18 am
- Location: Y-Town
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Look at this fucking landing strip !!!!erg2 wrote:I have dropped "it" on Rick's magnificent chin many times. (Is this getting TOO gay?)
THINK: Porter Wagoner
I am the Undisputed Sex Symbol of the VVFF
NEWBEGINNINGS
I am the Undisputed Sex Symbol of the VVFF
NEWBEGINNINGS
- poserboy71
- Posts: 15871
- Joined: Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:18 am
- Location: Y-Town
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
KissMyAss wrote:I hide behind a door from ALL SOCIAL SITUATIONS.
Are you getting that?
THINK: Porter Wagoner
I am the Undisputed Sex Symbol of the VVFF
NEWBEGINNINGS
I am the Undisputed Sex Symbol of the VVFF
NEWBEGINNINGS
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
I would gladly allow the grim reaper in my home.
- Attachments
-
- grim reaper.jpg (7.28 KiB) Viewed 3850 times
Live life as though it is the third law; "to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." Rules apply whether we are cognizant of them or oblivious.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Ricky,
Did you play tea bag with the cute little blond girl in the picture?
Did you play tea bag with the cute little blond girl in the picture?
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
No really. I don't give a shit.
[youtube][/youtube]
[youtube][/youtube]
Live life as though it is the third law; "to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." Rules apply whether we are cognizant of them or oblivious.
- shramiac
- Posts: 10116
- Joined: Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:34 pm
- Location: Grant the Gibbon is on holiday.
- Contact:
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Slayer wrote:Ricky,
Did you play tea bag with the cute little blond girl in the picture?
I think Rick's face is saying, "whatchoo talkin' bout Uncle Kev!"
Promises made, crying in vain, all empty. Never accepting the blame and not letting go of the shame. A river of tears, as months turn to years, all wasted. On someone not willing to change.Now only a shadow remains!
- shramiac
- Posts: 10116
- Joined: Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:34 pm
- Location: Grant the Gibbon is on holiday.
- Contact:
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
KissMyAss wrote:I would gladly allow the grim reaper in my home.
You mean this one of course?
Norm MacDonald or Adam Carolla? Either one I'm happy!
Promises made, crying in vain, all empty. Never accepting the blame and not letting go of the shame. A river of tears, as months turn to years, all wasted. On someone not willing to change.Now only a shadow remains!
- poserboy71
- Posts: 15871
- Joined: Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:18 am
- Location: Y-Town
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
She's off limits right now. My buddy Gorf's lady.Slayer wrote:Ricky,
Did you play tea bag with the cute little blond girl in the picture?
They are cool with me pulling my pud with her in mind though.
THINK: Porter Wagoner
I am the Undisputed Sex Symbol of the VVFF
NEWBEGINNINGS
I am the Undisputed Sex Symbol of the VVFF
NEWBEGINNINGS
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
This is an underground broadcast. The zombie apocalypse is upon us!! The dead are rising from their graves in mass quantities and seem to be attacking the city. Bolt your doors, hide in your storm cellars, and don't forget to bring a loaded shotgun. If you smell rotten flesh, shoot to kill. Oh my god, they're breaking through the door...Aaaaaaaa!!!!!
Live life as though it is the third law; "to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." Rules apply whether we are cognizant of them or oblivious.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
Don't know the artist of that grim reaper. It's just really cool looking. I like that deviant art site.shramiac wrote:KissMyAss wrote:I would gladly allow the grim reaper in my home.
You mean this one of course?
Norm MacDonald or Adam Carolla? Either one I'm happy!
Live life as though it is the third law; "to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." Rules apply whether we are cognizant of them or oblivious.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
LOLposerboy71 wrote:She's off limits right now. My buddy Gorf's lady.Slayer wrote:Ricky,
Did you play tea bag with the cute little blond girl in the picture?
They are cool with me pulling my pud with her in mind though.
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
I'm not dropping the soap in the shower.......I'll gladly spread the butt cheeks!KissMyAss wrote:Let's just drop it...
HOO-RAH!
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
That's offensive and insensitive.
Open your window and see the real world
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
Re: Does Rick Write For The Onion?
How about this stupid look?
- Attachments
-
- haters6.png (107.05 KiB) Viewed 3497 times
Live life as though it is the third law; "to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." Rules apply whether we are cognizant of them or oblivious.