Does Rick Write For The Onion?

erg2 · Post by **erg2** » Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:24 am

Is this his pseudonym under which he writes?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do ... ock,11150/

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:21 am

Post by **Genebaby** » Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:21 am

The Onion rules!! I printed out some very funny shit at work in the 90's. Still have it.

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:44 pm

Did you say writes for the onion, or smells like the onion?

erg2 · Post by **erg2** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:15 am

KissMyAss wrote:Did you say writes for the onion, or smells like the onion?

Tastes.

Slayer · Post by **Slayer** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:51 am

KissMyAss wrote:Did you say writes for the onion, or smells like the onion?

Easy J.J.
No need to give others justification to come after you.

Live in peace and be at peace

Kev

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:58 am

Let's all spread our legs for PIECE.

Slayer · Post by **Slayer** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:01 am

poserboy71 wrote:Let's all spread our legs for PIECE.

I only spread others legs

BigEd · Post by **BigEd** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:34 am

You Guy's are too much !!!

erg2 · Post by **erg2** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:16 am

If I'm spreading anything, it's not going to be my legs.

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:05 pm

Crisco-crack or dry ?

erg2 · Post by **erg2** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:08 pm

As a bone

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:48 pm

poserboy71 wrote:Let's all spread our legs for PIECE.

Only kidding about the onion. It isn't a personal attack, just playing with words.

I'm reclusive...

http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/publicat ... obia.shtml

http://www.psychforums.com/social-phobi ... 47849.html

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:55 pm

Slayer wrote:
KissMyAss wrote:Did you say writes for the onion, or smells like the onion?
Easy J.J.
No need to give others justification to come after you.

Live in peace and be at peace

Kev

It wasn't personal. How would I know how he smells? I was being silly.

erg2 · Post by **erg2** » Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:02 am

Yeah...heh...and how would I know how Rick tastes? Heh. I mean...I've never tasted him.

DON'T JUDGE ME!!

shramiac · Post by **shramiac** » Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:08 pm

erg2 wrote:Yeah...heh...and how would I know how Rick tastes? Heh. I mean...I've never tasted him.

He tastes crunchy!

erg2 · Post by **erg2** » Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:25 pm

His shorts do.

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:59 pm

Here's a simpler equation:
Isolation=no sex life

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:36 pm

I hide behind a door from ALL SOCIAL SITUATIONS.

Are you getting that?

http://shynesswarrior.com/2012/09/03/av ... e-of-tips/

erg2 · Post by **erg2** » Thu Jan 03, 2013 3:13 pm

KissMyAss wrote:Here's a simpler equation:
Isolation=no sex life

I have my best sex when I'm isolated. Nobody knows me like I do...Rick is a close second.

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Thu Jan 03, 2013 4:54 pm

Let's just drop it...

metatron · Post by **metatron** » Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:42 pm

KissMyAss wrote:Let's just drop it...

I think dropping 'it' is what they are taking about (JOKES)

erg2 · Post by **erg2** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:31 am

I have dropped "it" on Rick's magnificent chin many times. (Is this getting TOO gay?)

Post by **Genebaby** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:04 am

YES!!!!!!!!!!

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:16 am

erg2 wrote:I have dropped "it" on Rick's magnificent chin many times. (Is this getting TOO gay?)

Look at this fucking landing strip !!!!

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:20 am

KissMyAss wrote:I hide behind a door from ALL SOCIAL SITUATIONS.
Are you getting that?

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:33 pm

I would gladly allow the grim reaper in my home.

Slayer · Post by **Slayer** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:39 pm

Ricky,
Did you play tea bag with the cute little blond girl in the picture?

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:48 pm

No really. I don't give a shit.

[youtube][/youtube]

shramiac · Post by **shramiac** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:17 pm

Slayer wrote:Ricky,
Did you play tea bag with the cute little blond girl in the picture?

I think Rick's face is saying, "whatchoo talkin' bout Uncle Kev!"

shramiac · Post by **shramiac** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:21 pm

KissMyAss wrote:I would gladly allow the grim reaper in my home.

You mean this one of course?

Norm MacDonald or Adam Carolla? Either one I'm happy!

poserboy71 · Post by **poserboy71** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 11:32 pm

Slayer wrote:Ricky,
Did you play tea bag with the cute little blond girl in the picture?

She's off limits right now. My buddy Gorf's lady.
They are cool with me pulling my pud with her in mind though.

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:46 am

This is an underground broadcast. The zombie apocalypse is upon us!! The dead are rising from their graves in mass quantities and seem to be attacking the city. Bolt your doors, hide in your storm cellars, and don't forget to bring a loaded shotgun. If you smell rotten flesh, shoot to kill. Oh my god, they're breaking through the door...Aaaaaaaa!!!!!

KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:36 am

shramiac wrote:
KissMyAss wrote:I would gladly allow the grim reaper in my home.

You mean this one of course?

Norm MacDonald or Adam Carolla? Either one I'm happy!

Don't know the artist of that grim reaper. It's just really cool looking. I like that deviant art site.

Slayer · Post by **Slayer** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:21 pm

poserboy71 wrote:
Slayer wrote:Ricky,
Did you play tea bag with the cute little blond girl in the picture?
She's off limits right now. My buddy Gorf's lady.
They are cool with me pulling my pud with her in mind though.

LOL

MatthewF · Post by **MatthewF** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:09 am

KissMyAss wrote:Let's just drop it...

I'm not dropping the soap in the shower.......I'll gladly spread the butt cheeks!

HOO-RAH!

erg2 · Post by **erg2** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:07 pm

That's offensive and insensitive.

MatthewF · Post by **MatthewF** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:17 am

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KissMyAss · Post by **KissMyAss** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:57 pm

How about this stupid look?

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