In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....
In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....
.....someone produced a daughter that can do this :
http://www.wimp.com/shredsguitar/
....and isn't afraid to get in front of a camera to show she can
http://www.wimp.com/shredsguitar/
....and isn't afraid to get in front of a camera to show she can
Re: In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....
That's pretty amazing.
And I'm sure someone is planning to TRY posting a video sometime "next month".
And I'm sure someone is planning to TRY posting a video sometime "next month".
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To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
Re: In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....
How proud would we all be to have and 8 year old daughter who could play like that
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Re: In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....
Talent in the truck loads, God Bless her !
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THINK: Porter Wagoner
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Re: In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....
Now that just brings my piss to a boil, it seems everywhere I go I see these bitches playing Malmsteen licks better than I ever could, but why? Who to do they have to impress? Let's discuss the natural order of things: Men learn music to impress women, not the other way around, so why are all these bitches learning to play guitar!? Oh, she's only 8 years old, well what difference does that make? She's still a woman, she still has a vagina. If you have a vagina, you should not be allowed to play a musical instrument. I'm from the northwest, I'm no redneck, but something really must be done about this. When I see a woman playing an instrument, that's my cue to never speak with her, just like if a girl says "I'm majoring in journalism" I know that I don't need to talk to her. Say what you will about my comments, but just think about how you'll feel when suddenly your chops aren't getting women wet anymore, because they can outplay you.
I don't even like Vixen.
I don't even like Vixen.
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I love it Parker !!!!
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Re: In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....
There are lots of players better than me, men and women.
Still plenty of ladies out there to get wet for your playing too Parker!
Still plenty of ladies out there to get wet for your playing too Parker!
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Re: In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....
Women were never a reason for me to play. I just wanted to be a shredder because I love the sound of it. Guess I got my priorities wrong as my playing still sux!!!!
Yes I know I have Katy Perry as an avatar!!!
Yes I know I have Katy Perry as an avatar!!!
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Re: In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....
I wanted to be a guitar player or a band made because I wanted a bunch of naked women in my bed every night.
Now I see every day wide open mouths...bad choice...
Wolfi
Now I see every day wide open mouths...bad choice...
Wolfi
In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....
Just show em your guitar wolf.
If you want to talk Guitars, PM me!
Re: In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....
Wolf, you can still live that dream, play your guitar for 'em then slap something into those open mouths...
... ok, that was just wrong.
... ok, that was just wrong.
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Re: In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....
Here's the thing, guys. I've been playing open mic night every Tuesday, acoustic sets of Duran Duran, Men Without Hats, Warrant, Poison, Bon Jovi, with the hopes that maybe I'll finally draw a female audience towards the progressive death metal opera that is Perception is Reality (coming out April 6th on iTunes). I'll have you know, that all the women who have been approaching me after a show, it has nothing to do with my guitar playing or singing, it has everything to do with my humor. Odd that one of the girls in my English class said I was "The funniest guy ever" and all I do in that class is be sexist and talk about glam metal, so maybe women do want to be treated rough? I'll leave that for you guys to decide.
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Re: In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....
You are starting to see clearer young Parker. Now couple that humor with some wicked licks and you will have to beat them off with a stick because all the ladies will want your meat stick to beat them.
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Re: In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....
Now I'll tell you what, according to Washington state law, if a woman is under the influence of alcohol during sex, then you've raped her.
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Re: In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....
Take her across State lines.
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Re: In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....
The only reason women like me is because they feel sorry for me when I TRY to be funny...
... that and my huge cock.
... that and my huge cock.
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I feel your pain.
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Re: In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....
You've felt the pain of his huge cock?
Open your window and see the real world
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
To know what you've been missing
Come out of the shadows
Insecurity lies
In a heart afraid to listen
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Re: In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....
Hooooooo!erg2 wrote:You've felt the pain of his huge cock?
I don't know guys, date rape just isn't as fun as it used to be. You start plugging 13 year olds, suddenly you're a "child molester." I'll have you know, those 13 year olds were asking for it.
I really need to quit the dance studio.
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Re: In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....
Promises made, crying in vain, all empty. Never accepting the blame and not letting go of the shame. A river of tears, as months turn to years, all wasted. On someone not willing to change.Now only a shadow remains!
Re: In the time that Vinnie HASN'T done diddley squat....
Awesome. More power to her.birnie wrote:.....someone produced a daughter that can do this :
http://www.wimp.com/shredsguitar/
....and isn't afraid to get in front of a camera to show she can
I got Jesus in my fax machine. I saw Ho Chi Minh down @ Burger King. I dated Vinnie Vincent as a Drag Queen. I still don't understand a f**kin' thing.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.